a random act of madness

The youth of today really over use the word 'random'. Just so we are clear, the definition of random is: "made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision"

After accidently Skyping a friend a message that wasn't for her ("the connection isn't working in this room") she opened up the floor to a two hour game of excellence and random-ness (the proper random). These were our ramblings.

this cheese isnt dancing in the rain
this phone isnt working in the fridge
this mouse isnt working in the harbour
this broom isnt working in the teacup
this hat isnt working in the toilet
the toenail isnt working in the jam jar
this spider isnt working in the trumpet
the hamster isnt working in the tombstone
the banana isnt working in the shark cage
the bracelet is working in the wallet
the vagina isnt working in the cash register
the shoe isnt working in the anchor
the tulip isnt working in the rum bottle
the sunflower isnt working in the toaster
the vaseline isnt working in the bread basket
the hair removal cream isnt working in the pasta
the spinal tap isnt working in the cucumber!
the butternut isnt working in the neck brace
the camel isnt working in the shoe polish
the rat isnt working in the headphones
the kooksister isnt working in the hot water bottle
the stadium isnt working in the dog bowl
the condom isnt working in the keyboard
hopefully the pasta works in the fish wrinkle
the carrot isnt working in the ignition
the phone isnt working in the sock case
the yoghurt isnt working in the binoculars
the soup isnt working in the light bulb
the bandana isnt working in the inside lane
the envelope isnt working in the baby
the water bottle isnt working in the vest
the ad server isnt working in the bikini
the g string isnt working in the hardrive
the windmill isnt working in the lemon tree
the laptop isnt working in the microwave
the niknak isnt working in the turnip
the notepad isnt working in the tulip

All in a days work for partially demented people I guess...